Lots of randomness

I found a list of quotes that I find quite amusing- so here they are:

Stop wondering if the world is ending today, its already tomorrow in Australia.

Man was predestined to have free will.

Maybe the world is another planet's hell.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Love your enemies. It makes them so damn mad.

Just remember, if they world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

Don't feel bad. Alot of people have no talent.

That's a lot of laughs is all I can say, so I can go and help with cooking:)
Just a random note, I am in London, and maybe photos shall follow!!!

-MC

And That’s 10 years off my life.

The amount of people who smoke in Switzerland freaks me out. It’s disturbing that a country so advanced in everything else is this idiotic over something proving to cause cancer (not to mention other issues… but you all know about me and cancer). I mean dude man my teacher smokes, my dads friends at the hospital smoke. At first, it went beyond my brain that people (who I presume have a fully working brain) smoke knowing that its harmful. Now it’s become: well if they want to commit slow suicide, I won’t complain, but if I get Second-hand Smoke Disease- I will sue. I don’t who or what. But I will sue.

Anyways.

Here’s something I saw in a Magazine once and it was hilarious and (obviously from Stupid.ca) but I got an idea so here it goes:

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I could die from …

playing chicken with another car behind me without a car of my own

because of an iPod electrical short out.

choking to death on a piece of popcorn because you were laughing so hard during a screening of "Dude, Where’s My Car?"

bit by a vampire

driving off a cliff because I was skyping with my GPS.

tripping over a shoelace into a tram line while wearing Velcro shoes.

falling asleep in my car while it was running

seconds before starting to rule the world

anything involving knives, anger and a rousing game of "Uno"

breaking my neck during Twister.

trying to do an impression of Curly during a "softball-sized" hailstorm

wearing a long necktie over an operating blender

skinny dipping down the Niagara Falls

licking the chemists spoon!

by getting stabbed with a cucumber

choking on Play Doh

falling up a mountain

landing a plane that was crashing, but dying right after

by texting while driving

from Toxic Shock Syndrome

or being hit by dark matter

But I will not die from smoking.