The amount of people who smoke in Switzerland freaks me out. It’s disturbing that a country so advanced in everything else is this idiotic over something proving to cause cancer (not to mention other issues… but you all know about me and cancer). I mean dude man my teacher smokes, my dads friends at the hospital smoke. At first, it went beyond my brain that people (who I presume have a fully working brain) smoke knowing that its harmful. Now it’s become: well if they want to commit slow suicide, I won’t complain, but if I get Second-hand Smoke Disease- I will sue. I don’t who or what. But I will sue.
Anyways.
Here’s something I saw in a Magazine once and it was hilarious and (obviously from Stupid.ca) but I got an idea so here it goes:
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I could die from …
playing chicken with another car behind me without a car of my own
because of an iPod electrical short out.
choking to death on a piece of popcorn because you were laughing so hard during a screening of "Dude, Where’s My Car?"
bit by a vampire
driving off a cliff because I was skyping with my GPS.
tripping over a shoelace into a tram line while wearing Velcro shoes.
falling asleep in my car while it was running
seconds before starting to rule the world
anything involving knives, anger and a rousing game of "Uno"
breaking my neck during Twister.
trying to do an impression of Curly during a "softball-sized" hailstorm
wearing a long necktie over an operating blender
skinny dipping down the Niagara Falls
licking the chemists spoon!
by getting stabbed with a cucumber
choking on Play Doh
falling up a mountain
landing a plane that was crashing, but dying right after
by texting while driving
from Toxic Shock Syndrome
or being hit by dark matter
But I will not die from smoking.
heyy mir=) lol did i tell you about the ten years off my life thing?? i said it recently. i started a blog! come help me!=)
ReplyDeletehahaha licking a chemist's spoon, skinny dipping in Niagara