Monday, December 7, 2009

And That’s 10 years off my life.

The amount of people who smoke in Switzerland freaks me out. It’s disturbing that a country so advanced in everything else is this idiotic over something proving to cause cancer (not to mention other issues… but you all know about me and cancer). I mean dude man my teacher smokes, my dads friends at the hospital smoke. At first, it went beyond my brain that people (who I presume have a fully working brain) smoke knowing that its harmful. Now it’s become: well if they want to commit slow suicide, I won’t complain, but if I get Second-hand Smoke Disease- I will sue. I don’t who or what. But I will sue.

Anyways.

Here’s something I saw in a Magazine once and it was hilarious and (obviously from Stupid.ca) but I got an idea so here it goes:

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I could die from …

playing chicken with another car behind me without a car of my own

because of an iPod electrical short out.

choking to death on a piece of popcorn because you were laughing so hard during a screening of "Dude, Where’s My Car?"

bit by a vampire

driving off a cliff because I was skyping with my GPS.

tripping over a shoelace into a tram line while wearing Velcro shoes.

falling asleep in my car while it was running

seconds before starting to rule the world

anything involving knives, anger and a rousing game of "Uno"

breaking my neck during Twister.

trying to do an impression of Curly during a "softball-sized" hailstorm

wearing a long necktie over an operating blender

skinny dipping down the Niagara Falls

licking the chemists spoon!

by getting stabbed with a cucumber

choking on Play Doh

falling up a mountain

landing a plane that was crashing, but dying right after

by texting while driving

from Toxic Shock Syndrome

or being hit by dark matter

But I will not die from smoking.

 

1 comment:

  1. heyy mir=) lol did i tell you about the ten years off my life thing?? i said it recently. i started a blog! come help me!=)
    hahaha licking a chemist's spoon, skinny dipping in Niagara

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